If you think you can barge in from Sicily and change that, you’re wrong*!
Let’s hope it doesn’t come to the extra loud alarm clock.
Maybe I’m just cranky since I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in a week.
*Apologies to the angry ghost of John Steinbeck for taking such liberties.
Or maybe Thumper and Bumper upstairs really are just a plot device to make me eventually realize the errors of sinking into passive-aggressive alarm clock-related revenge at 5 am some morning when you least expect it, you jobless fuck-ups (oh… wait).
Or maybe not, I don’t know.
I’m going to go sit on the couch and watch Cops.