Never one to pass up an opportunity to make a bawdy joke in public, I just had to grab a can of this stuff when I saw it on the shelf at the pet store. No word yet on if the cat likes to eat beaver, since I haven’t opened it.
Seriously, though: Is there some pet food factory somewhere deep in the heartland that’s sending out rednecks with rifles in search of cute fuzzy varmints so yuppies can feed their pets something new and different?
What’s next? Pet food made of squirrel?