Which story from ‘back in the day’ would you like?
a) It’s raining inside!! Oh, wait. We set off the sprinklers.
b) Alas, poor antique plate-glass window. We knew thee not well.
c) What’s a homie and why does he have so many guns?
d) Somebody get me some hip waders right now or I’m going postal.
e) A little left, a little left… that’s it. Put the light right in the center of the poison oak patch. Great.
Actually, e) is kind of short. You already have the gist of it. At least I wasn’t the one who had to go to the hospital.
Anyways… vote early and often!