By now, I’m assuming that you’ve all heard about the flap over SOPA, a fun, flirty bit of potential legislation that’s attempting to curb internet piracy.
While censorship is, of course, a horrible thing, stealing is also horrible. When you download or stream pirated movies, you’re stealing. From me.
Let me explain.
Below-the-line crew don’t get residuals paid directly as do actors, writers, producers, etc..
Instead, we get what would be residuals paid into our health and pension fund. When people illegally download a movie, that’s lost money that should be going into a fund to keep me from having to eat road kill when I’m old*
Right now, because of piracy, our health and pension fund is under-funded to the tune of some number with a fuckload of zeros at the end.
The criminals, as usual, are way, way ahead of the law.
SOPA is an attempt to give law enforcement a bit more of an advantage.
Except that it’s incredibly badly written. Imagine trying to explain “that interweb thing” to your grandpa and then having him try to fix it.
So. Do I support the legislation as currently written? No.
Do I agree that there’s a huge problem with piracy that needs to be dealt with? Yes.
Since the internet is currently behaving like an octogenarian confronted with a wireless printer setup, do I think everyone needs to calm the fuck down? Yes.
Will I be joining the internet boycott thingy? No.
Unless WordPress does it for me.
*If it’s that bad, I’ll just go skydiving and forget to deploy my parachute. Hey, it’s okay. I’ll be senile. No one will get in trouble.