Update: Posted this on Thursday. I lost a day in there somewhere. I really have no idea how that happened.
When warning labels rage out of control:
I get padding the pointy parts of the helicopter when the film crew is around. We’re clumsy and prone to not looking where we’re going.
I can’t help but imagine that the pilot knows damn well to remove those things before flight. Also, you know how people run to the helicopter and duck to avoid the spinning rotor blades?
They’re nuts. Those things are scary and not very far off the ground. I’m not going anywhere near the damn helicopter until they’ve stopped spinning.